0:02.84 Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal.
0:05.39 Not that big a deal? It's amazing.
0:07.30 Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver,
0:09.77 and bam, a bra right out the sleeve.
0:13.01 All right, as far as I'm concerned,
0:14.32 there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close.
0:17.35 Am I right?
0:18.38 Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
0:21.32 We can? All right, I'm tryin' that.
0:25.13 Ok, you know what blows my mind?
0:27.08 Women can see breasts any time they want.
0:32.35 You just look down and there they are.
0:34.83 How you get any work done is beyond me.
0:38.71 Oh, ok, you know what I don't get?
0:40.61 The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
0:50.82 Multiple orgasms!
1:48.58 So, Saturday night,
1:49.93 the big night, date night,
1:51.49 Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!
1:56.09 - No plans, huh? - Not a one.
1:59.42 Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?
2:01.60 Oh, right, right, shut up.
2:05.72 Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone.
2:08.58 You just gotta do it.
2:09.75 No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean,
2:12.55 you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening,
2:15.61 and then you finally get up the courage to do it,
2:18.49 and there's the horrible awkward moment
2:20.03 when you've handed her the note.
2:25.71 Why do you have to break up with her?
2:27.92 Be a man, just stop calling.
2:32.88 You know, if you want, I'll do it with you.
2:35.68 Oh, thanks, but I think she'd feel like we're gangin' up on her.
2:39.22 No, I mean you break up with Janice
2:40.80 and I'll break up with Tony.
2:42.18 - Tony? - Oh, you're breaking up with Tony?
2:43.66 Yeah, I know, he's sweet,
2:45.16 but it's just not fun anymore, you know?
2:46.94 I don't know if it's me,
2:47.59 or his hunger strike, or, I don't know.
2:52.41 Does anybody want anything else?
2:54.30 Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty,
2:56.44 chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing.
3:00.14 Nothing, just, just, I'm fine.
3:04.77 What's the matter? Why so scrunchy?
3:06.83 It's my father. He wants to give me a Mercedes convertible.
3:11.23 That guy, he burns me up.
3:14.84 Yeah, well, it's a Mercedes if I move back home.
3:18.15 Oh, it was horrible. He called me young lady.
3:21.21 Ooh, I hate when my father calls me that.
3:24.71 Did he give you that whole "You're-not-up-to-this" thing again?
3:27.38 Oh, yeah, yeah. Actually, I got the extended disco version,
3:30.12 with three choruses of "You'll never make it on your own".
3:38.29 Hi, Joey.
3:41.09 my God, Angela.
3:42.49 Wow, being dumped by you obviously agrees with her.
3:45.74 Are you gonna go over there?
3:47.11 No, yeah, no,
3:51.40 ok, but not yet. I don't wanna seem too eager.
3:57.22 One Mississippi, two Mississippi,
4:00.28 three Mississippi. That seems pretty cool.
4:06.68 Hey, Angela.
4:08.33 - Joey. - You look good.
4:11.14 That's because I'm wearing a dress that accents my boobs.
4:21.77 You don't say.
4:24.79 So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?
4:27.66 Oh, big glamour night. Me and Monica at Laundorama.
4:32.65 You uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence?
4:36.42 Guess who's doing laundry there too?
4:38.91 - Who? - Me.
4:41.17 Was that not clear?
4:46.48 Hey, why don't, um, why don't I just join you both, there?
4:51.29 Don't you have a laundry room in your building?
4:55.21 Yes, I do have a laundry room in my building,
5:02.63 um, but there's a rat problem.
5:05.55 Apparently they're attracted to the dryer sheets,
5:08.76 and they're goin' in fine, but they're comin' out all....fluffy.
5:16.59 - Anyway, say, sevenish? - Sure.
5:22.45 Forget it Joey. I'm with Bob now.
5:24.58 Bob? Who the hell's Bob?
5:27.21 Bob is great.
5:28.89 He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job.
5:32.24 You, you go on three auditions a month
5:34.33 and you call yourself an actor,
5:35.88 - but Bob... - Come on,
5:37.98 we were great together.
5:39.62 And not just at the fun stuff, but like, talking too.
5:47.35 Yeah, well, sorry, Joe.
5:48.69 You said let's just be friends, so guess what?
5:53.05 We're just friends.
5:54.78 Fine, fine, so,
5:56.36 why don't the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight?
5:59.14 You know, as friends?
6:00.57 What four of us?
6:01.81 You know, you and Bob, and me and my girlfriend, uh, uh,
6:08.25 Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you.
6:11.58 Forget it. Not after your cousin
6:13.20 who could belch the alphabet.
6:16.15 Come on. This guy's great. His name's Bob.
6:18.77 He's Angela's... brother.
6:21.25 He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job.
6:26.02 Me, I go on three auditions a month
6:27.66 and call myself an actor, but Bob is...
6:30.28 Oh, god help us.
6:31.47 - What? - Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile.
6:38.04 Look, I'm asking a favor here.
6:40.85 If I do this for her brother,
6:43.57 maybe Angela will come back to me.
6:45.71 What's going on here?
6:46.54 You go out with tons of girls.
6:49.14 I know, but.
6:53.01 I made a huge mistake.
6:54.69 I never should have broken up with her.
6:57.23 Will you help me? Please?
7:06.13 Ok, bye. Well,
7:08.80 Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel.
7:13.78 Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure
7:15.00 you've thought this thing through?
7:17.05 It's laundry. The thinking through is pretty minimal.
7:21.42 - It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? - Yeah.
7:24.08 This is a date. You're going on a date.
7:33.76 So what're you saying here?
7:35.16 I should shave again, pick up some wine, what?
7:37.65 Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear.
7:42.54 This is basically the first time she's gonna see your underwear?
7:44.86 You want it to be dirty?
7:53.62 Oh, and uh, the fabric softener?
7:56.26 Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles?
8:01.15 What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know,
8:04.50 like a warm, fuzzy bear.
8:08.60 All right, I can pick something else up on the way.
8:10.24 There you go.
8:16.28 Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like?
8:19.16 Is he tall? Short?
8:24.87 Which what?
8:27.65 You've never met Bob, have you?-
8:30.24 - No, but he's... - Oh my God,
8:32.00 Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly...
8:33.81 Hey, Joey.
8:35.61 ...horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now.
8:44.20 Where are they? Where are they?
8:46.76 This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.
8:50.83 It's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car
8:52.84 and run over some puppies.
8:55.24 Eww, I don't wanna do that.
8:59.32 - Here we go. - Ok, have a good break-up.
9:03.78 - Hey, Janice. - Oh, my God,
9:05.51 I am so glad you called me.
9:07.08 I had the most supremely awful day.
9:12.17 Hey, that's not good.
9:14.91 Can I get an espresso and a latte over here, please?
9:18.21 We got the proofs back from that photo shoot, you know,
9:20.08 the one with the little vegetables.
9:21.54 Anyway, they pretty much sucked,
9:22.89 so, I blew off the rest of the day,
9:24.30 and I went shopping...and I got you...
9:29.03 I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking,
9:35.16 I got you...
9:36.14 - What? - What?
9:37.30 What... did you get me there?
9:40.81 I got you...these.
9:45.83 Bullwinkle socks.
9:48.01 That's so sweet.
9:49.29 Well, I knew you had the Rockys,
9:50.68 and so I figured, you know, you can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle,
9:52.82 or you can wear Rocky and Rocky,
9:54.36 or, you can mix and match, moose and squirrel. Whatever you want.
10:04.47 Well, I'm gonna get another espresso.
10:06.10 more latte?
10:08.54 No, no, I'm still working on mine.
10:18.11 That's it?
10:19.29 Yeah, it was really hard.
10:21.06 Oh, yeah, that hug looked pretty brutal.
10:23.23 Ok, you weren't there.
10:37.71 Come in through. Move, move.
10:44.93 Oh, 'Excuse me. I was kinda using that machine.
10:48.92 Yeah, well, now you're kind not.
10:52.58 But I saved it. I put my basket on top.
10:55.69 - Oh, I'm sorry, is that your basket? - Yeah.
10:58.73 It's really pretty. Unfortunately, I don't see suds.
11:06.08 No suds, no save. Ok?
11:12.18 What's goin' on?-
11:12.81 Hi, uh, nothing.
11:15.28 That horrible woman just took my machine.
11:17.95 Was your basket on top?
11:19.59 Yeah, but, there were no suds.
11:21.19 - So? - Well, you know, no suds, no save.
11:23.69 No suds?
11:24.74 Excuse me, hold on a second. That's my friend's machine.
11:30.02 Hey, hey, hey, her stuff wasn't in it.
11:32.56 Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it.
11:47.16 All right, show's over.
11:51.71 Nothing to see here.
11:56.27 Ok, let's do laundry.
11:58.80 That was amazing.
12:00.75 I can't even send back soup.
12:02.80 Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle,
12:08.13 uh...Do you, uh, do you...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.
12:17.39 What's that?
12:17.98 Uberveiss. It's new, it's German,
12:22.08 it's extra-tough.
12:25.74 Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?
12:29.33 Oh God. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz?
12:34.35 I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts
12:36.52 and another machine for pants?
12:41.62 Rach, have you never done this before?
12:44.89 Well, not myself, but I know other people that have.
12:49.84 Ok, you caught me.
12:51.36 I'm a laundry virgin.
12:54.66 Uh, well, don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle.
12:59.80 Ok, um, basically you wanna use one machine for
13:05.41 all your whites, Ok?
13:07.48 a whole another machine for colors,
13:10.08 and a third for your uh, your uh,
13:14.70 delicates, and that would be your bras and your under-panty things.
13:23.03 Ok, Well, what about these are white cotton panties.
13:26.45 Would they go with whites or delicates?
13:28.00 Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call.
13:36.78 He is so cute.
13:40.23 So, where did you guys grow up?
13:42.46 - Brooklyn Heights.- Cleveland.
13:44.38 Ha...How, how did that happen?
13:47.40 Oh my God.
13:48.26 What?I suddenly had the feeling that I was falling.
13:55.76 But I'm not.
14:06.90 So, you and Angela, huh?
14:09.42 Yep. Pretty much.
14:11.98 You're a lucky man.
14:14.49 You know what I miss the most about her?
14:16.93 That cute nibbly noise when she eats.
14:20.40 Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel.
14:26.70 Huh, I never really noticed.
14:29.00 Oh, yeah, yeah, listen for it.
14:32.17 Monica, Monica is great.
14:34.39 Yeah, but it's not gonna last.
14:40.66 She's too much for me in bed.
14:49.16 I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.
14:52.00 Yeah, isn't he?
14:53.57 It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny,
14:56.84 and has an emotional age beyond, like eight.
14:59.26 You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed.
15:05.31 Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.
15:11.52 Huh. That's nice.
15:19.79 Ok, you can do this.
15:21.14 It's just like pulling off a Band-aid.
15:22.82 Ok? Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed...
15:23.78 Come on, show me.
15:27.18 Go, go.
15:37.16 Janice. Hi, Janice.
15:44.34 Ok, here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore.
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